So random. So, so random.
* People who think that the bed of my truck is a trash can for their empties should have their upper arms and palms sliced repeatedly with rusty can tabs and refused a tetnis shot. Walk to a flipping trash can and throw the damn things away and have a little respect for other people. If I catch you, I will chase you down and slice you up myself by using your own can.* Why don't the cashiers at Super Target understand that you shouldn't put ice cream in the same bag as the hot rotisserie chicken from the deli? UGH. Give me two freaking bags.
* OK, done venting.
* Ever notice how animal people that make appearances on late night talk shows always, without fail, make some reference to the crude sexual behaviour of whatever frog, giraffe, bug, snake, dog, elephant, wild cat, or prairie dog they bring? There is always at least one very horny animal with the guest...an animal who will "shag every female in his line of vision during mating season" or will "get it on with all the ladies, he doesn't have any standards." Usually one of them has a really long tongue, which is good for...well, use your imagination. Not only is the standard mode of operation for celebrities to bang everyone who is still breathing, but it's the standard mode of operation for wild animals who take over the same stage.
* What a shame that the Golden Globe Awards have been cancelled. This now denies bloggers and other petty self-rightous people world-wide the opportunity to make fun of rich people who wear insanely (pick your poison) revealing/glittery/falling-offy/pink/slippery/taffeta gown with big bodacious jewelry from some random rich-person's jeweler who has never been heard of before tonight. And inevitably, there's a scary Mariah Carey performance, like this one.
posted by Steph @ 9:01 PM
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