You can't buy crazy like this...
Just in case you needed further proof that Floridians are crazy...let me reintroduce you to the Land of 10,000,000 Nuts....We were simply driving along in our automobile, heading to Tampa to watch 180 minutes of hockey, when we were stopped at a stop sign in the little town of Parrish (home of the double-wide bank). As we were waiting, this thing went past on the road to which we were perpendicular.
Immediately my hands flew to my purse, and with great excitement I anxiously managed to unzip the bag and pull out my "Florida Crazy Capture Device" aka a digital camera.
The Mom then pulled over the minivan and I got out of the car to await the arrival of the Mystery Machine which was moving at the speed of a patch of turtles and was wobbling all over the place.
Then it got closer.
And closer.
And then stopped to pose for pictures!!!
In case you can't tell, this guy had like 8 dogs in those openings in his shell on the front and back of his bike. WHAT????
Kids, take this post as a publice service announcement to put sunscreen on the top of your head to prevent brain bakeage.
Seriously, only in Florida would you find a fiberglass orange boat on a bicycle carrying 8 dogs wrapped in Christmas garland wobbling down a country road with no apparent place to go.
posted by Steph @ 3:39 AM
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