"Pop" Nation, Redefined
I went to the grocery store this weekend to pick up some unhealthy carbonated beverages, and was slightly overwhelmed by the options that awaited me in the “Pop” aisle.Back in the day, it used to be the basics:
Coke
Caffeine-Free Coke
Diet Coke
Mountain Dew
Some type of root beer
Orange Soda
Sprite
7-UP
Pepsi
Caffeine-Free Pepsi
Diet Pepsi
Ginger Ale
Lemonade
Nestea
Now it consists (partially) of:
Coke
Coke II
Caffeine-Free Coke
Cherry Coke
Lime Coke
Diet Coke
Diet Caffeine-Free Coke
Diet Cherry Coke
Diet Lime Coke
Diet Lemon Coke
Cherry-Vanilla Coke
Diet Cherry-Vanilla Coke
Coca-Cola Zero
Raspberry Coke
Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew LiveWire
Mountain Dew Code Red
Diet Mountain Dew Code Red
Diet Mountain Dew
Orange Crush
Grape Crush
Strawberry Crush
Pineapple Crush
Berry Crush
Dr. Pepper
Diet Dr. Pepper
Cherry & Vanilla Dr. Pepper
Diet Cherry & Vanilla Dr. Pepper
Berries & Cream Dr. Pepper
Diet Berries & Cream Dr. Pepper
Orange Fanta
Grape Fanta
Pineapple Fanta
Strawberry Fanta
Apple Fanta
Citrus Fanta
Black Cherry Fanta
Peach Fanta
Fresca
Diet Fresca
Berry Fresca
Diet Berry Fresca
Minute Maid Lemonade
Minute Maid Pink Lemonade
Minute Maid Orange Lemonade
Minute Maid Raspberry Lemonade
Nestea
Lemon Nestea
Orange Nestea
Unsweetened Nestea
Unsweetened Lemon Nestea
A&W Root Beer
Diet A&W Root Beer
A&W Cream Soda
Diet A&W Cream Soda
Barq’s Root Beer
Diet Barq’s Root Beer
Barq’s Cream Soda
Diet Barq’s Cream Soda
Mug Root Beer
Mug Cream Soda
Diet Mug Root Beer
Diet Mug Cream Soda
Sierra Mist
Diet Sierra Mist
Lipton Brisk
Diet Lipton Brisk
Unsweetend Lipton Brisk
Lemon Lipton Brisk
Raspberry Lipton Brisk
Orange Tropicana Twister
Diet Orange Tropicana Twister
Grape Tropicana Twister
Strawberry Tropicana Twister
Canada Dry Ginger Ale
Raspberry Canada Dry Gnger Ale
Orange Canada Dry Ginger Ale
Diet Canada Dry Ginger Ale
Diet Raspberry Canada Dry Ginger Ale
Schweppe’s Ginger Ale
Raspberry Schweppe’s Gnger Ale
Orange Schweppe’s Ginger Ale
Diet Schweppe’s Ginger Ale
Diet Raspberry Schweppe’s Ginger Ale
Sprite
Diet Sprite
7-UP
Diet 7-Up
Pepsi
Caffeine-Free Pepsi
Diet Pepsi
Pepsi Lime
Diet Pepsi Lime
Diet Pepsi Black Cherry French Vanilla
Diet Pepsi Strawberries & Cream
Diet Pepsi
Pepsi Twist
Diet Pepsi Twist
Pepsi Vanilla
Diet Pepsi Vanilla
Wild Cherry Pepsi
Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi
Pepsi One
Vault
Vault Zero
And that’s not even all of them. How is a person supposed to decide??? I make kick the caffeine/carbonation habit just because I’m afraid to walk down that aisle of the grocery store now!
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