Grocery Store Pick-Up Lines
I realized something when I was at the grocery store this evening. I had an unconscious block on allowing guys to talk to me at the grocery store. I walked by this guy and he said, "Hey girl, how's it going?" (And, no, I didn't know him.) I pretended I was concentraing on deciding between 3 types of mustard and couldn't hear him. Because I have decided that I will not talk to guys at a place where legitimate pick-up lines could consist of:* Nice melons, eh?
* Wanna try a spicy sausage?
* Is that an extra-large roll of Saran Wrap?
* Oh, you don't want to go through the express line!
* And so on and so on...
posted by Steph @ 6:51 PM
1 Comments:
How about: "May I touch your kumquat?"
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