The Best Voice Mail EVER
This is an actual voice mail, taken straight from the cell phone of The Steph, today, June 8th, 2006."Hey, The Steph, it's 'Bob.' [Name removed to protect the not-so-innocent.] Umm, I'm looking for midget wrestlers for something I'm doing down here. I was wondering if you still have the phone number for your midgets. Give me a call on my cell when you get a chance."
Does The Steph have a phone number for midget wrestlers? That's like asking if a giraffe has a long neck. Or if elephants can crush ants. The Steph has a phone number for midget wrestlers.
posted by Steph @ 4:15 PM
1 Comments:
Do you have a live Tiger connection? Or Midget Tigers...that would be great! Not kittens--full grown midget Tigers with laser beams on their heads. Can you get me those?
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