Big News!
I have big news to share with you tonight! I'm going to THE CABIN! I'm going to THE CABIN!I have lived in Minnesota for two and a half years, and have never been to The Cabin. I'm very excited about this. I feel like I'm entering a secret club, or a secret society. Do I have to learn a handshake? And my trip to the cabin is almost two months away. I have so much time to add to my list of "Things I Need To Find Out About The Cabin." This is the start of the list. I will be adding to it over the next two months, and will give you all of the answers upon my return from The Cabin.
* Is Duluth REALLY in the living room? (I've been told by two semi-reliable sources that it is, but I need to see for myself.)
* Are there community bathrooms in The Cabin?
* Is The Cabin made of gigantic Lincoln Logs or the little ones, like the normal sized ones that kids play with?
* Does The Cabin only have light beer?
* Does everyone fish at The Cabin?
* Will I catch a walleye? Or a zander?
* Do we have to tow something up to The Cabin in order to fit in?
* Do they have cable at The Cabin?
* Are there apartments in The Cabin or is it like a super-sized dorm room?
* Will I have to sleep in a sleeping bag?
* Will there be snow?
1 Comments:
Things you must take to the cabin:
I've only been to the Upper Michigan capin--items may vary since Minnesota is a foreign county after all:
1) Beer. You can never have too much--the last thing you want to do is run out.
2) Bug repellent. Bugs have a very short life the further north you go. They don't have time to be picky about who they bite and how much.
3) Explosives. Fireworks, Cherry Bombs, M-80's--something that makes a loud noise that's super cool when you throw it into the fire.
4) Hard liquor. When the sun goes down, change your drink of choice. Again, follow rule #1
5) Orbitron only: Bring Sushi.
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