I wrote a song tonight...
(Sung to the tune of Poison's "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" - sorta - and dedicated to the insane obstacle courses set up in the middle of highways during Construction Season AKA summer.)Every Road Has Its Cone
I drove my truck real slow as I
drove by the "road work" signs
Although the tar has just dried
I hear the stones hit the side hard
Why did I drive home this way tonight I asked?
Did I just not get the memo?
Though I want the roads real smooth
Though I want
But I guess that's why they say
Chorus:
Every road has its cone
Just like every street has potholes
Just like every flagger waves his orange, orange flag
Every road has its cone
Yeah slow down
1 Comments:
TOO FUNNY!!!
Are you going to record it?
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