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How do they do it??

How do they get those little, teeny, tiny magnets into popcorn that draw them straight from your hand to the floor or your shirt or your pants? I don't get it. It doesn't matter whether you take out a full handful or just 1 piece of popcorn from the bag/box/bowl...a few whole ones or some part of one piece winds up anywhere other than in your mouth. It doesn't matter how careful you are. You are going to wind up picking those damn pieces off your sweater and trying to spread them out on the floor enough with your toe so that no one else notices that you are a slob.

And yet you will be the first person to make fun of another when you see them standing in a halo of kernels covering the carpet.

posted by Steph @ 7:12 PM