Poor Snooty
I'm stealing my blog topic today from my sister. She is fascinated by the story of Snooty, a manatee in captivity in Bradenton, FL (he's pretty famous down there actually, you would have had to lived there to understand...he's bigger than Paul Bunyan up here. Figuratively, of course - because that story explains why he is no longer literally bigger than Paul Bunyan).She thinks this story is sooooo funny. That this 57 year old manatee suddenly started frolicking around and exercising and lost a ton of weight just because he started sharing his pool with a couple of lady friends instead of his homeboys.
Here's what I have to say - No shit, Sherlock. This manatee spent the last 57 years of his life unable to be fulfilled sexually because the stupid trainers kept sticking him with his own sex (and that includes the first year - which he spent with his mommy - not exactly acceptable for a budding relationship)! I don't think I know a single guy, or girl, that could go 56 years without lovin.
Doesn't everyone always joke that you shed X number of calories while "doing it?" So of course this deprived manatee just dropped a bazillion pounds. He has to make up for 57 years.
posted by Steph @ 7:35 PM
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