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Give me a break, already.

Idiots.

Seriously. SHUT UP. This decade's award for the absolutely most annoying human being. No, make that LIFE FORM, goes to Anna Benson. Spare me. She is an absolute idiot.

Second place goes to her lugnut of a husband that's just there for her screw. (Does he talk?)

Third place goes to all of the super annoying sports radio talk dorks that have given up talking about the Super Bowl (YES, we know Jerome is from Detroit. Big freaking deal. A lot of people are from Detroit. It's a big city. There are a million people on a football team. If there is ever a Super Bowl where at least one player participating is NOT from the host city, THEN we have a story. Seriously, why are these "homecomings" not celebrated during the regular season. Probably because the guy hasn't lived there or visited in decades and can't even find his old house.) in order "to interview Anna Benson about the World Series of Poker." Yes, I know she gives us valuable sound bites about her breasts. But here's the thing guys - IT'S RADIO. All of you losers that care about Anna Benson don't actually care about Anna the person (although there doesn't seem to be too much there of substance) - you care about Anna's boobs. AND YOU CAN'T SEE THEM ON RADIO. No matter how many times you say her name or "breasts" or "boobs" - you can't see them. And I know guys don't like to just rely on their imagination.

posted by Steph @ 7:23 PM