Oh boy!!
Unintentional comedy alert - the American Music Awards on ABC. So far, they are 5 minutes into the show and Mariah Carey has provided enough entertainment to warrant a post...* She emerged from a giant ball to a grand appearance. Apparently everyone knew who was appearing from this giant ball (except for me) cause you couldn't see the person until the light hit her - it was just a very tall woman in a long dress until then.
* Her sound pieces in her ears must not have been working, she kept trying to fix them. It's always amusing to watch artists trying to fix them and still act natural while singing.
* Her legs and upper body do not match each other in size. Very disproportionate.
* She still has this "I'm doing so well since I got out of rehab or wherever I was" look on her face...still. Hasn't it been years since that? Stop riding that train.
* Her heels were so high she couldn't even move or walk properly. Not without clinging onto a guy.
* Then she slipped on her dress (well, on the one side of her dress that there was - the other leg was cut all the way to her waist). That was funny. She almost fell.
* She can still do that really high thing.
And now Cedric the Entertainer is retelling all of the same sorry jokes from the past year...but not delivering them well. No one's laughing. You know the jokes, "Sheryl and Lance are here...they arrived on one of those bikes built for two." and
"Lindsay Lohan's here. Thank goodness she didn't drive."
This is gonna be good.
posted by Steph @ 5:29 PM
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